Superstar writers Xania Woodman and Jack Colton got together to educate the masses with a nightlife lexicon, so that we'd fully be prepared to chat it up with those in the "industry". Their article can be found in this weeks issue of Las Vegas Weekly. I looked for the website version, but couldn't find anything. So, here is just a sampling of the verbiage and it's definition.

Bachelor: A soon-to-be-married male who plans on absolutely "tearing up" Las Vegas with his five best friends from college. While not entirely foolproof, their ingenious plan of attack is to have everyone wear matching blue-and-white-striped collared shirts, get drunk off of Budweisers and Long Islands and hit on poor defenseless women up and down the Strip until the sun rises and they pile back into the hotel room they share. Gosh, Vegas will never be the same.

Bachelorette: A soon-to-be-married female who, while she may conduct herself in a totally professional manner in the outside world, feels it entirely necessary to use this as an opportunity to submit to her so-called friends' entreaties to don blinking plastic penises and make a complete jackassette of herself in public. Why? Because she can.

Nightclub Photographer: The one who makes his or her way through crowds of drunken revelers in order to meet their picture quota for the night--usually for a website-based company--so that the rest of us can wake up to a small glimpse of how stupid we were the night before. See also: blackmail, proof, divorce. ***Jeremy Side Note: I'm glad I no longer have a quota. HAHAHA.***

The Grenade: Often seen in a group of fairly good-looking females, the grenade is the not-so-pretty one of the pack that an unlucky member of a group of guys is elected to pounce on--or in this instance, hit on--so the rest of the team has a chance of scoring some action.

Photog: Shortened industry jargon for photographer; lets the people around you know that you are the shit. Period. ***Jeremy Side Note: Ahhhh, what I life I lead!***

***Personal Favorite*** Wannabe Baller: The asshole wearing sunglasses inside a dark nightclub, attempting to get action by making it rain...with $20 in singles. ***Jeremy Side Note: I wonder if this is referenced to anyone in particular, HAHAHA.***

The photo above is of Xania and Colton, at Lights Out!, Light Nightclub's locals closing party. It's really a rarity to get these two writing juggernauts in a photo together. Damn I'm good. hahahaha

If you want to learn more about Xania (sounds like Honda) Woodman, here is her website, The Circuit. If you want to learn more about Jack (call him Colton, not Jack) Colton, here is his website, JackColton.com.

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